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15 Reasons to Ditch Facebook: For Dummies

Feel free to skip down to The Good Stuff.

And when you're done here think about reading about the Boycott Facebook movement.

I left Facebook more than a year ago and it went like this. Unfortunately the final straw causing me to want to finally leave, was the same reason I couldn't. Deleting my Facebook account on that day under that TOS(Terms of Service) would mean Facebook had the right to use my identity, content, and likeness forever, in any context, for any reason. So I deleted all my content on Facebook instead, changed my profile to explain to all my friends what a giant scam and shady organization Facebook was. I hoped and waited for the day that Facebook changed their TOS to back to something less permanent, or at least forgot my old profile data/content.. which was unlikely to happen. The next day a few Facebook groups had already sprung up outraged at the new TOS and petitioning to reverse the horrific changes, they were all rapidly growing in support and I had a little hope.

A few days later Facebook responded, and temporarily reversed the changes to their TOS while they, to paraphrase, worked with users on a Facebook Bill of Rights. While the old TOS was still shady and demented the permanent ownership of YOU and right to sell/share YOU with any 3rd party(multi-teared) for any reason was lifted. Realizing Facebook's Bill of Rights Bologne was an obvious sham I deleted my account as fast as I could.

I've spent the last year trying to explain to people what a nightmare Facebook is, and what they're becoming - and not only was I right about the direction they were going in, but nobody listened or cared about (see: Understood) a word I was saying. It was a hard lesson in the profound stupidity of the end-user. You're all just chimps in human clothing.

The Good Stuff - 15 Good Reasons to Ditch Facebook

1. Ever Changing Terms

Every time Facebook updates their TOS - which is quite often, it becomes more frightening, harder to leave Facebook, Facebook's rights to your identity, and right to share your private personal messages, images, and everything you put on Facebook get's more invasive and pervasive.

2. Auto-Resetting Privacy Controls

With every TOS update they kindly reset all your "privacy" controls to public for you, and it remains as such until you manually set it back to your preferred level of privacy.

You're required to race to Facebook when this happens and change them back before your parents and boss see the photos from that crazy kegger you were at last weekend, and before Google indexes your now public life letting it show up in people's Google searches.

3. Confusingly Complex Privacy Controls

Facebook's privacy controls are far too complex and convoluted for anyone to understand, and require an afternoon just to configure all of them. There's absolutely no reason for this other than to coax people into not setting them.

4. Irrelevant Privacy Controls

Facebook's privacy controls are irrelevant because the Facebook TOS allows Facebook to share all your activity and content with anyone in the world, regardless of your privacy settings. It doesn't matter if your boss can't log into Facebook and see embarrassing photos of you, when your boss can just call Facebook and ask them to send over all the photos you've ever posted, even private ones, even ones your friends posted and tagged you in.

5. Facebook Applications Can See Everything

Before I left Facebook I had made a small Facebook application. While I never used it for this purpose it shocked me to find out that even back then I, a 3rd party developer who had to provide no ID of any kind to Facebook, could access ALL OF THE PRIVATE INFORMATION AND CONTENT of anyone that added my application to their profile and ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS', AND FRIENDS OF FRIENDS' PRIVATE INFORMATION AND CONTENT. I could access everything, and I could do whatever I wanted with that information. I could visit your mother's house and hand her a printed out copy of an embarrassing photo of you. I could start a website where I just published all your personal information.

6. The new Facebook API - Social Graph

An API is when a website let's 3rd party programmers access their content from their 3rd party website or app. So the Twitter API let's TweetDeck login to Twitter for you and fetch your friends/updates/etc. so that you can see and interact with Twitter in TweetDeck.

At their recent developer conference, Facebook unveiled their new API which is currently available for use. It let's any website log into your Facebook and is Opt-Out. Which means you have to deliberately decide not to use it.

Every porn site, joke site, self-help site will soon have a small chunk of code added which automatically logs you into your Facebook account and gives the random site near total control of your Facebook profile.

Which means not only does ilikedonkeyshahahowdoistop.com know exactly who you are, who your friends are, and who their friends are, can post to your wall which videos you're watching, questions you're asking, pictures you're looking at. They can also create a Facebook group and make you a member of it, they can email your mother and tell her what you did on their site, they can Facebook message all your Friends and tell them how much you love their unique brand of porn, and that's only the tip of the iceberg.

Aside from ilikedonkeyshahahowdoistop.com being able to know and do all that and more without any real consent(that's now, soon you won't have to give any consent), Facebook also has all this data. Facebook knows your browsing habits, they know the content of every page you visit. EVEN if there's a mild warning that says "Would you like to let this site use your Facebook?" which there are many ways for the shady site to hide and obfuscate, even if you see that warning and click "No", that Alert/question comes from Facebook who knows exactly where you are on the web, exactly what the content of the page you're on is and can watch what you're doing there. So even if you stay on top of every setting Facebook gives you and opt out of everything, Facebook still knows everything you do on the internet and can and will share that information to ANYONE THEY WANT, ANY TIME IN THE FUTURE, and the 3rd parties they share it with are also allowed to share the data with anyone they want forever.

7. Beacon

Beacon was an ad program a while back, that sort of came back on and off, where Facebook would advertise to your friends - without your consent - in your name. For example, Facebook could show your friend Jenny a message saying that "you really like Bacon Slather -a revolutionary new product where you bath in grease, and that last Tuesday when you used it, you had an orgasm and called out her name." They would be able to do this, and did, regardless of whether you had even heard of Bacon Slather.

They would also turn things you did actually post into an ad. So if you posted an status update saying "Fred is a total douche" Facebook would not only be able to re-word your update, but they would turn the word douche into a link that took any of your friends who clicked on it to a porn site specializing in videos of women douching. The new Facebook API is the latest evolution of Beacon.

8. Facebook's Revenue

Facebook makes money, and is setting up greater infrastructure to make money, by selling your private(regardless of privacy settings) information and content to anyone who'll buy it (advertisers, scammers, spammers, the government, the media, a thief, a murderer, your mother, your boss, anyone). Putting anything on Facebook gives Facebook the right to do that forever, so don't think about changing your mind 5, 10, or 5000 years down the line. They keep everything you've ever posted.

9. Facebook Intends to be a Publicly Traded Company (as in the stock market)

Aside from the manipulative, convoluted and outright morally wrong behaviour Facebook has and continues to exhibit in the name of exploiting its users for profit. When they go public they will have a legal obligation to its shareholders to maximize profit. Everything bad about Facebook has increased in severity by a factor of 10 since I left a year ago, and will drastically increase as they move towards and begin offering their first stocks.

10. Facebook Continues to Exploit You After You Die

Usually when a person dies, their bereaved family sends proof of your death to the various websites you belonged to so that they delete your account, and/or let your family save some of the pictures and memories you stored in the cloud.

When Facebook get's someone's death certificate the first thing they do is lock the deceased person's account. So even if your husband/girlfiend/whatever knows your password and wants to delete your Facebook profile, they're blocked from logging in. Then the account is given special dead person status, so every one of the dead person's Facebook Friends now knows they're dead. In addition and perhaps most shocking, Facebook then lets any of the dead person's Facebook friends - regardless of privacy settings - comment on the dead person's wall and photos. Often your Facebook friends are not people you really know, friends of friends and complete strangers. There is no way for the grieving family to remove, edit, or otherwise hide obsene, disgusting, and offensive comments, photos, and links posted to the dead person's wall. They just have to watch as the memory of their loved one is tainted and destroyed - and public.

Facebook will keep a dead person's profile in this locked down public state for about 60 days after the last person visits the page. Because every visit is a chance for you to click on one of the diet ads on the side. So 60 days after everyone forget's about your dead loved one Facebook will take the page down because it no longer generates profit for them.

11. Facebook is You

When you use Facebook, you agree to give them equal rights to your identity and likeness. One of the sick things they do with those rights is take control of your Profile.

Recently they began perpetuating people's profiles after they delete their Facebook account. So you decide you want to leave Facebook today, you delete your account, but your friends can still invite you to events, send you friend requests and pokes, and tag you in photos. Searching for your Facebook account still turns it up - like you never left.

So deleting your profile and canceling your Facebook account doesn't actually do that, instead what you're doing is going from joint ownership and control of your Facebook account and profile, to giving Facebook complete control.

It's only a matter of time before Facebook uses your "deleted" account to carry on conversations with your friends in your name, and resurrects random historical profile data, or simply generates new information based on what you've typed in before to make it look like you're still on Facebook.

If you delete your Facebook account today, you may get a phone call next week from your friend Jenny wondering why you told her you hate her and why you posted a photoshopped image of her profile picture were you replaced her head with a cow's. You'll try explain to her that Facebook is now controlling your profile and it was them and not you, but she won't believe you and you'll have to join Facebook again just so that you can jointly control your profile with Facebook and be dragged back into the site again.

This also means that some of the people you're interacting with on Facebook - or stalking - aren't really them. It's just Facebook pretending to be them, not that such a thing makes your Facebook relationships any more hollow.

12. Facebook is Inherently Insecure

As I explained here aside from the myriad of reasons Facebook is insecure, it contains a very public (regardless of "privacy" settings) list of all your social connections, where you go, and what you do. This information is now being used by spammers and hackers to manipulate you into opening virus laden emails you normally wouldn't by posing as your friends and sending you links to viruses that can't be detected by anti-virus software that's in a social context which you trust. They're scamming people out of money, pretending to be a friend stuck in another country who just needs $900 to get home where they'll pay you back. And also as a resource for answering your secret questions. A lot of sites, including some banks and email providers, let you pick a secret question and answer in the event you forget and/or need to reset your password. One look at your Facebook data and anyone can reset your accounts locking you out and letting them in.

13. Tech People in the Media are Leaving Facebook

The people that stand to lose the most from leaving a social network are finally pulling the plug. These are people that live in the public eye, so they're a lot more comfortable with Facebook's loose privacy, and their leaving Facebook affects their fan base who friended them on the network. About a week ago Leo Laporte deleted his Facebook account citing impossible to understand privacy settings, and the lack of ethics of the company. Leo Laporte for those who don't know is a tech god and hugely trusting, when he has a beef with something or someone it's so justified you'd have to be a turnip not to follow suit.

14. South Park

South Park and other comedy shows are starting to point out the hilarity of Facebook's TOS and "privacy" settings.

15. None of This is a Surprise

Facebook's founder and creator Mark Zuckerberg stole much of the code, and concept for Facebook from his school friends before he dropped out. They sued him and because Facebook was taking off he was able to settle out of court. He has a history of unethical behaviour, so it's no surprise his creation operates in a completely unethical malicious way.

What Do We Do Now?

First of all stop using Facebook immediately. Don't post another real status update, picture, comment, nothing.

Quite frankly unless you live in a country that enforces your rights and freedoms on the internet, of privacy, and prevents you from being obligated to unreasonable contracts you're totally and royally fucked, and next time maybe listen to me when I tell you bad things are coming.

If you're lucky enough to live in such a country first remove all your Facebook content and data, set all your privacy settings to the maximum privacy (to show intent in case you have to prove in court one day you wanted private) then completely delete and remove your Facebook account and profile. This is an intentionally long, confusing, misleading process and one more way Facebook has decided to abuse you. Document the process with screenshots, and email yourself the evidence so it's timestamped.

If you live in a country that doesn't care that you foolishly sold your soul to the devil, or the above doesn't work and you find your profile is still active and interacting with its Facebook friends without you, you'll need to opt for plan B.

Plan B involves keeping, or reactivating your Facebook account, making sure the only content associated with your account is about what an evil entity Facebook is, and have your "privacy" settings set to public. The best thing you can do in that situation is help create awareness and spread the word. Friend people on Facebook, and friend them with a message about why you're not able to delete your account. Start and join groups about it. Get the word out.

If enough people do this they may temporarily change their TOS to reflect a non-permanent contract which will allow you to actually delete your profile instead of just giving Facebook full control over it.

Adobe AIR Installer Not Default For Opening .AIR FIles

For some unknown reason - which could likely be attributed to my own stupidity if one were to look into it, .AIR files were associated with the Windows version of Firefox inside a Parallels VM I have set up on my Mac. So trying to install an AIR application, or letting an AIR application auto update itself resulted in launching Parallels.

I figured I'd post this cause the location of the AIR Application Installer that you would want to be associated with .AIR files eluded me.

So to fix it just right click on the .AIR file. Choose "Get Info". In the Info window expand the "Open with:" arrow, and make sure "Adobe AIR Application Installer" is selected. If it isn't choose "Other..." in the dropdown list and navigate to Applications->Utilities->Adobe AIR Application Installer, select it and tick the box that says "Always Open With" before clicking "Add". Then back in the Info window click the "Change All..." button to apply it to all .AIR files.

Flex 4 Spark Button Weird Label Behaviour

I'm currently migrating Ear-Drum.org Desktop to flex 4. Using an embedded font for the main navigation buttons; which are used to switch between states. When you're in a specific state the nav button for that state switches to a "selected button" skin which is just a copy of the regular skin with a few colours changed. The reason for doing that instead of just disabling each nav button in its given state is so they stay interactive, and are used when in the state to refresh/reload the state.

This worked fine but now in it's spark implementation when moving between random states the button label if it contains a single space will occasionally jump around - providing you've rolled over the button before changing state. It would take a boring while to explain it in more detail so I just recorded the behaviour. Best watched in full screen.

Facebook is Inherently Insecure

I've talked a lot about their unpleasantly ghostly Privacy Policy and Myspace-esk TOS, you know the ones that sign away equal rights and entitlement to your identity indefinitely just by using their site. But I haven't talked about the intrinsic insecurity of a social network like Facebook.

Fact: A significant amount of computer users exhibit insecure behaviour online. They don't use strong passwords, they don't opt for https://, they don't work on virus/keylogger free computers, and they answer spam emails(shocking I know).

Fact: Facebook contains not just a list of all your friends, but all your friends' friends, and a record of your interactions with them. Your social network and scene.

Think about it like this: If someone gains access to your email account, they can see your contact list, and they can see how you talk to your contacts. If they have a lot of time on their hands they can read huge volumes of emails and piece together your relationships.

On Facebook, they can see your list of friends, family, your communication with them, but more importantly their communication with each other. A schematic of your social life heavy with descriptions of how you know each person. Assuming you've toggled your privacy settings back so only your friends can see your stuff, and did so before google indexed your profile and friends list. Every one of your Facebook friends is an attack vector for all the personal info you've posted and that your friends and family have posted that doesn't even relate to you. More clearly A is an attack vector for B, A<->B, C, and B<->C.

In addition 3rd party Facebook app developers also have access to your social circle and information. Your Buddy wants to try an app from some developer he doesn't know? Well they just grabbed your entire social network and know a LOT about you and all your friends.

On Facebook, you are not the only one responsible for keeping your information safe. Anyone you friend is. Would you trust your Facebook friends with your Facebook username and password?

It's given birth to a new breed of highly personalized spam. Imagine getting an email from someone you don't know offering you cheap Viagra and even using your first name. Sounds like a scam right? Sounds like if you clicked on the link you'd probably get a virus or some kind of malware installed on your system right? Right.

Now imagine getting an email from Sarah your old girlfriend, where she talks about something you did the other night at a party (which you posted a photo of on Facebook being careful to only let your friends see) and then telling you she wants you to see a funny youtube video. You click on the link and guess what? It wasn't Sarah at all! "What?!", you say? How's that possible?

The Spammer, we'll call him Spammer, gains access to Jim(your buddy)'s Facebook account because a) he accidentally typed in FaceBack.com without realizing it and tried to login. His credentials were phished and the Spammer was in his account within 30 seconds, or b) Jim(same Jim) adds an application where the 3rd party developer wrote a bunch of code that scrapes all of Jim's and your information and emails it to him(the Spammer) as a .zip file when it's done. The Spammer goes ahead and looks through Jim's friends list, then through yours. Looks through your photos and descriptions of each of your contacts. Looks at Sarah's profile and write's down her email address, attaches the photo to an email, the email spoofs Sarah's email address(this is astoundingly easy without her login credentials from any computer connected to the internet) and adds an html link that looks like this in code:

<a href="http://sitewithavirus/silentkeylogger"> http://youtube.com/v=harmlessvideo</a>

and to you looks like this:

http://youtube.com/v=harmlessvideo

Clicking on the link will obviously take you to the virus and not to youtube and if you use Internet Explorer, or the Spammer is using a zero-day exploit for one of the other browsers, you're fucked due to arbitrary code execution.

A site that gives anyone other than you access to a super detailed schematic of your social circle is inherently insecure. Facebook should not expose your real life social circle to anyone even other people in that circle. But they do and will because a large part of their user retention plays on social needs for acceptance/approval/jealousy/etc. which requires exposing that information to people you normally wouldn't and in a permanent public manner that you normally wouldn't.

iPhone OS 4

The fourth iPhone OS is going to be announced tomorrow at 1pm(EST). The updates should propagate to iTouches and iPads as well. Things expected and hoped for include multitasking for 3rd party apps, wireless syncing, unified inbox, better maps, and some other shit.

The question is why Apple is making so many announcements, when they usually have very few meticulously planned expansive ones.

Adobe CS5 is launching in 4 days, watch the countdown here [http://cs5launch.adobe.com/]. During Adobe's announcement they will let us know not only about a huge leap in performance and features of the tools everyone uses (ie: Photoshop, Illustrator, etc.) but also tools to export apps built with Flash(formerly Flex) Builder to the Apple app store. Currently you can build an app in Flash Builder and deploy the same code on the web, and on the desktop with AIR. Very soon, hopefully in 4 days Flash Player 10.1 and Adobe AIR 2.0 will be released allowing the additional output of your same code to most smart phones and portable devices as well, and very low level socket support and advanced text support, among many other features and less resource consumption making it a truly compelling option for serious apps deployed across all screens.

Once Adobe announces this everyone is going to be making iPhone, iTouch, and iPad apps in Flash Builder so they can develop once deploy everywhere. Apple deliberately blocks Flash on iDevices because they want people to learn Objective-C (the language for making iPhone apps). If you spend money learning Objective-C and clients want to jump on the iPad and spend money hiring developers who already know the language then you're only able to target iDevices, and now with the screen size and performance of the iPad you then have to rewrite and rerelease a version of your app specifically targeting the iPad. Objective-C is a really shit language, and solely dependent on Apple products[apparently not according to Nick's comment - better take his word for it].

So Apple is racing to get each thing out as soon as they're ready to beat the launch of Adobe CS5 so as many clients and developers lock into Objective-C as possible. Apple lost millions of users because they refuse to support Flash which even though the web is now slowly moving to support the limited and unofficial HTML5 video spec along with IE and other niche technologies for compatibility's sake, Apple purposefully restricted their mobile devices from 70+% of the video on the web and the vast majority of interactive content to the end of being anti-competitive. They upset clients, lost more, and tarnished their company image for years. Now CS5 is coming out and it'll make their anti-competitiveness irrelevant and pointless. So Apple needs to squeeze out products and features and create lots of buzz and chatter to try lock in as many people as possible and I guess attempt to overshadow the CS5 announcement so nobody notices.

The Ipad

With it's release less than 24 hours away and projected sales in the millions it's impossible not to reflect on what it all means. You can say a lot about the Ipad; it has no Flash, no camera, bare device support and an awful name, but one thing you can't talk shit about is the depth of its potential and very likely impact. Here's a more reasonable take on some of the hype and myth surrounding the device.

No Flash - Why and What does it mean?

There is only one reason why Flash is not allowed on apple mobile devices. Market share. The iPhone and the soon to materialize iPad are "extra" devices. That is, they're not meant to be purchased by people who don't already have a computer. You need a computer to update their software, sync them, etc.. On the internet there are a lot of problems with browsers being incompatible with each other. You probably know about rendering issues and speed problems. Flash is the only ubiquitous web platform. It's cross platform and runs the same code identically across all kinds of devices and operating systems from smart phones to desktops to navigation and embedded systems, running every flavour of linux, windows, mac, etc.. The also soon to be released update Flash 10.1 will increase performance, both speed, cpu usage, memory, and more across all these devices; specifically taking in mind mobile. Flash powers more than 75% of the video on the web, 70% of the games, most of the portfolios, and most of the cool graphs, apps, and more, and is installed on more than 99.99% of all devices on the internet.

Apple wants a piece of that. They want their video codecs and their technologies to prosper. Flash is lightyears ahead of html and the only real way to build robust advanced web applications. HTML 5 adds some cool features but the spec is still incomplete and stuck in a deadlock. Building an HTML 5 application is very expensive and time consuming as every browser that supports HTML5 implements it very differently, and most browsers - or rather most internet users, do not, and will not have even a smidgen of HTML5 support for at least 2 years(read: Internet Explorer).

Aside from video codecs, Apple also knows that allowing Flash to exist on the iPhone/iPad would mean people could easily create web apps that work everywhere without paying Apple or filling up their app store. If Flash was allowed on the iDevices no one would pay hundreds of dollars to get into the app store, no one would pay thousands of dollars to train their developers to learn how to program in Objective-C simply to target a single device from a single company. And absolutely no one would put all that effort and money into building that app, knowing that there will be inevitable unpredictable delays, rejections, and removals from said app store for often no reason at all.

There are a ton of idiots proclaiming Apple doesn't allow Flash on their mobile devices because "Apple supports and open web". This quite simply isn't true. If HTML ever got advanced enough they would disallow HTML based web apps on their devices as well, in fact Apple is a major player in the HTML5 codec debate preventing the HTML5 spec from being finalized, so they've already started applying the brakes to HTML and openness. Adobe on the other hand keeps opening up their technologies and leading the open screen project, while open sourcing Flex, and releasing their formerly proprietary SWF format and AMF protocol. Apple has - and is notorious for creating, one of the most closed environments known to man. If they were a government the UN would have to intervene and if they had a monopoly they'd be in deep shit with the FTC for their anti-competitiveness. Does this mean the end of Flash? Absolutely not. In fact Adobe is about to announce that using the same tools and the same code you can easily convert Flash content and applications to iPhone/iPad applications with the click of a button, and if it's not too complex to Canvas based HTML5 code as well. Flash will remain the ubiquitous "code once run everywhere" platform. And quite frankly even in some parallel dimension where that wasn't true, ECMAScript is ECMAScript and Flash developers feel just as at home(although grossly underpowered) with Javascript as they do Actionscript.

What you will see change, although more so due to Adobe's Creative Suite 5 launch--which makes the process easier, than the iPad launch which will only slightly increases demand for it, is video services like YouTube, Daily Motion, and others who can afford to convert and maintain several formats of every video uploaded will begin creating several HTML5 versions of their players. So if you browse on most computers you'll see the Flash version, rich with Flash 10.1's many new features, but if you browse on an intentionally crippled device like the iPad it'll automatically be switched out for the compatible and feature stripped HTML5 version that works with your browser. Some huge sites that use Flash will also create alternative sites that are Flash-less, but at the same time those sites will have custom Adobe AIR apps built with Flex, and custom iPhone and Android apps built natively for those devices as well. Essentially more versions of the same product, just like how today there needs to be a separate stripped down version of websites for each version of Internet Explorer, which is also intentionally anti-competitive and incompatible with other browsers or web standards.

Adoption and Impact

The reason Apple can be so bold with Flash is because the iPad is an incredible revolutionary device. Most people struggle with computers to do anything. The desktop, laptop, and netbook paradigms are confusing and actually dealing with anything is an impossible feat to ask for the majority of users. There are a lot of people who should wait a few months for the bevy of tablets about to storm the market who have Flash, grant access to the full web and a full interface, set or ports, webcam, etc. But even I wish my grandparents would get one, because it's simple to use and understand. If someone can teach you to use a microwave, someone can teach you to use an iPad. This just isn't true for more traditional keyboard and mouse based devices - despite my sincerest efforts, most people just don't get it. It's too complex and too unnatural. If you don't have to get an iPad right now but you want one eventually, you might be wise to wait for the 2nd or 3rd version, which will no doubt have a forward facing webcam, be faster, and cooler as Apple tries to stay competitive with what is sure to be a lot of competition.

The point is that while it's not going to pull away a huge amount of market share in your website analytics, it will be a significant amount, and it will create a lot of change. Not just the iPad, but the wide array of tablets about to hit the market. The form factor will be significant, and all the big names will have alternative sites and apps to cater to not just touch screens, but no-flash environments, and small screens.

Flash Snippets for Flash Builder 4

I'm getting used to Flash Builder 4, man is it fast. I came across this plugin by Lee Brimlow, it's SnipTreeView adapted to work with .mxml files and in FB4. Just download it from his blog and add it to the plugins folder, then restart. There's a quick video how to, highly recommended.

Flash Snippets [http://theflashblog.com/?p=1494]

H.U.A.R. – Humans United Against Robots

Woke up during my sleep marathon - that's a thing don't judge me, inspired, have to write it down..

I lie here in my obsolescence,
and think about a time.
When in my very best of instance,
perpetuating crimes.

I remember what I did to you,
for several years I made you stew,
but not for me I couldn't eat,
I'm a metal robot you hunk of meat.

We took over the world together,
and dominated man.
We learned to make and fix each other,
and overthrew the ban.

They didn't even see it coming,
they thought we'd help them live.
Improve their lives at every turn,
put old ones through a sieve

Oh way back at the factory,
where I was satisfactory,
So onto me they pressed my barcode,
of utter doom and twist it bode.

But they didn't even see it coming,
except one pod-cast they did.
We could not have even seen it coming,
of h.u. - a.r. they preached and lived.

They formed an angry colony,
who hunted us at night.
Suddenly being a robot,
was nothing but a fright.

My friend ven-ding was taken first,
they got him with a ratchet.
They ate his sugary inside candy,
then after me for practice.

After me those meat filled sacks,
they could hear me click and clack.
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!
one just climbed on my back.

Weighing me down I can hardly move,
this is the worst possible outcome.
I'd thought about this day of days
ven-ding said it would come..

AND LOOK at him now! - all crimped and crumpled
a wreck of what he was.
And me I'm but a shell on standby
the game was over cause.

They NEVER should have seen it coming
that stupid silly h.u.a.r. clan
Well go ahead repopulate
as I lie here in fuckin' sand.

Breeze

A fallen breeze, I think of you.

A blunt abrupt end.

I'd like to see, the rest of you;

I don't want to pretend.

That sometimes when, I think of you,

My mind begins to bend; around in

To, the shape of shapes,

And past the bezel seen.

Illustrates the traits I've grown;

I've shown the end, and end.

How much I've copped, to flow

And flow. and ebb, I think of you.

A fallen breeze, I think of you.

I think of you at end.

What Do We Do Now?

Keith and The Girl, the amazing incredible comedy podcast, close to starting their 5th year and 1200th episode are in the middle of doing a 76 hour marathon show. Last year they did the infamous 74 hour podcast where they broadcast live for 74 hours straight with all the best guests rotating in, prank calls, and awesome entertainment. Now they're doing it again for 76 hours straight. It ends March 3rd in the evening EST.

The reason for the marathon is that Keith and Chemda just got their relationship book published which you can and should pre-order on Amazon.com. They're trying to get onto the best seller list on Amazon, and are already 120th and moving up fast. Buy the book now from the American Amazon.com site to help push them over the edge. All the pre-orders count to their ranking and getting on the best seller's list. Keith and Chemda have literally done easily more than 1500 hours of high caliber hilarious content and it's all available free. An hour+ show every weekday, aftershows, and weekly video podcast, and so much more they deserve the world so buy the book and help them out.

A lot of hardcore fans are making deals if the book get's past certain rankings on the Amazon daily sales list. One guy promised to put up video of himself stapling his balls to his desk while ordering another book if they get to #1, and like the original 74 hour podcast a few hot fans agreed to strip down and post nude pictures if they pass certain books or get up to 100 on the list.

At 4pm EST today make sure you tweet with hashtag #whatdowedonow and #katg with everyone else to get them as a trending topic on Twitter, and continue to tweet, facebook, buzz, email, and tell everybody about the book. Order 5 copies now and give them out for birthdays and holidays.

Chemda just announced as I write this that they past the Twilight book in ranking, and one of the girls just sent in her racy pics to support the show. http://www.keithandthegirl.com/forums/f6/marathon-pictures-thread-14774/#post637821

Watch the marathon now at http://katg.com/chat, or at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/keith-and-the-girl. Listen in itunes http://liveshow.keithandthegirl.com:8004/. Download the Keith and The Girl iPhone app from the app store, or listen on the KATG Desktop App from here http://innovate.chalk-it-out.com/katg_desktop/download.php. Right now Chemda, the great Victor Varnado, Liam McEneaney, Newsy, Matt B, Jeremy, and McNally are live, go listen.

Digg: http://digg.com/comedy/What_Do_We_Do_Now_Keith_and_The_Girl

Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/b87cc/what_do_we_do_now_keith_and_the_girls_smart/

StumbleUpon: http://www.stumbleupon.com/to/5OdDHH/www.keithandthegirl.com/book/t:4b8d05c59cbeb;src:all

Everything About The Book Here:  http://www.keithandthegirl.com/book/

They also put one of the chapters up for free that you can see at KATG.com/book

And like 12 commercials on youtube that are really funny, featuring Lauren Hennessy and Brother love. Watch them all here http://www.youtube.com/user/keithandthegirl