How Stupid Do You Have To Be…
Who was the idiot that was drinking something, say a glass of milk, through a straw and thought to themselves, "I'd like to eat my straw now," but alas it was made of plastic and they couldn't. Oh they probably tried, chewing and gnawing at it for a good hour before realizing that food comes in all shapes and sizes and they could make food into a straw like shape and if we could do that we could coat the straw in sugar and chocolate so anyone who's too lazy to stir can still have a nice glass of chocolate milk.
Who's bright idea was it to drink whatever we can squeeze out of a cow's tits anyway. Where's that guy? Why wasn't he shunned from society.
