Blank Screen + Blinking Cursor
Monday, June 30th, 2008
While I've been Mac based for more than a year now (and how fantastic it is), I still have an old Windows box that I use as a local media server. I know from experience not to put anything valuable on it, and as an added layer of security for this still-paranoid-former-Windows-user I have a dual boot setup with the latest Kubuntu as a just-in-case. At least I'll be able to get online and troubleshoot. Despite my best practices I've just had to go through an all to familiar process with a family member's laptop. A majorly corrupt memory module caused a Windows XP re-installation to fail midway. The only option was to erase the hard drive, from something called Doctor Dos. Regardless after several hours of erasing everything, turning on the machine seemed pointless. First something called Intel Boot Agent kept declaring there was no operating system on any storage devices. After playing around with the BIOS settings changing the boot order and putting copies of Linux onto everything from thumb-drives to cds without any luck, I eventually went back into the BIOS and disabled network boot. This solved one problem and caused another.
It was no longer declaring "no operating system found" after long stints of doing nothing but was now just a blank screen and a blinking cursor. Now finally something I recognized, I had done this to my computers plenty of times, I knew there was an easy way out, but just couldn't remember what it was. Naturally I spent the next 4 hours trying everything and anything, but then Google proved it couldn't solve every problem and as I went into that dark place of accepting I'd lost and reached for a hammer, the familiarity of the rooms emotion accessed that one piece of information I needed.
All I had to do was tap shift a bunch of times while it was starting up with [any] bootable operating system disk in the cd tray and installation would start, it would all be resolved... but by the time that thought was complete the laptop was in 12 pieces on the desk in front of me, strangely all the vowel keys must have seen it coming and were way on the other side of the room, and one fluid motion to the next I snapped the biggest remaining pieces over my knee, and will likely have a serious limp for the rest of my life.
So to anyone in the future, just hit shift a bunch of times.



